As usual, your irresponsible kid sister calls around 11 pm, and, for a change, you give her the brush -- it's hard to focus when your honey is licking your neck, and besides, who needs the latest installment on her crazy boyfriend? Twenty-four hours later, she phones from Reno to say she just married the creep. Your response? Wish her luck -- she'll need it? Or erupt; she should have said she was about to elope!?