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What Satisfied Customers
Say About

"I would like to know more... [her] speaking and writing voices are a surprise... I expected someone not so calm and endearing."
- M.P., County Employee

"She's so articulate and engaging. I always leave with stories to tell."
- M. M., Business Owner

"She keeps my life interesting!"
- H.L., Artist

"I took her to the country club for lunch...all heads turned!"

- T.M., Executive Director

"After seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME!"
- E.P., Marketing Executive

"I've never gotten so much attention!"

-L.B., Corporate VP

"Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends."
-D.L., Store Manager

"I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!"
-M.J., Teacher

"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'"
- A.P., Physician

"I'm delighted to show her off!"
- G.B., University President

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Why rent-a-negro?
Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the need for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people in your life can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up.
rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!

How do I rent a negro?
It's simple. Just fill out and submit the Rental Request. Within 2-3 weeks you will receive a rental agreement and price quote. Then just submit your deposit and plan your event. Simple tip: Submit your rental request with rent-a-negro before you finalize your event date. Make sure she's available!

How much does it cost?
Our services are both practical and affordable. Each event is priced per hour and Type of Event. Certain bonus features are offered at an extra cost. Learn more on our Pricing Page.

What can I expect from the service?
After reviewing your rental agreement
rent-a-negro will attend your event and interact with your guests/friends/colleagues according to the expectations outlined in the contract. All you have to do is enjoy your event and the enthusiastic, provocative response of your community. Learn More.

Is the service discreet and confidential?
ABSOLUTELY! No one will know you are renting except you. We maintain strict professional confidentiality. Your friends and colleagues will only know what you choose to tell them... and that you know some interesting people!


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