Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour
Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour
Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour
Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each
Question Volume: add $100 per hour
Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)
"Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
Tell her"you look just like..." another black person:
Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend"
or "girl": $150 each time
Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
"Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
Certificate of Association:
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
We accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover,
Amex). For drop-in/appearances, payment in full is due at time of confirmation.
Otherwise, a 50% deposit is due upon confirmation; with the remainder
to be paid upon arrival at event. Retainer services are paid quarterly.
Certificates of Association require 4-6 weeks
Ready to Rent?
fill out the Rental Request. You could
be enjoying our product very soon! It's that easy!
you have received any of the above services prior to June 1, 2003, you
may receive a retroactive invoice for services rendered. You value your
reputation, so we know you want to resolve your outstanding debts.
Please attend to this bill in a timely fashion.
Affirmative discount: Tally your own bill,
send payment... and deduct 5%!