Event
Rates
Types of
Events
Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour
Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour
Non-Profit Rate: $275 per hour
Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each
Informational/High
Question Volume: add $100 per hour
Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour
Ongoing/Retainer
Services
$10,000 Annually
(12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)
Additional
Services
"Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)
Touch Her Hair: $25 each time
Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch
Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50
Tell her"you look just like..." another black person:
$100
Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend"
or "girl": $150 each time
Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour
Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person
Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)
"Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
Certificate of Association:
$100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.
Payment
We accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover,
Amex). For drop-in/appearances, payment in full is due at time of confirmation.
Otherwise, a 50% deposit is due upon confirmation; with the remainder
to be paid upon arrival at event. Retainer services are paid quarterly.
Certificates of Association require 4-6 weeks
for delivery.
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Retroactive
Billing If
you have received any of the above services prior to June 1, 2003, you
may receive a retroactive invoice for services rendered. You value your
reputation, so we know you want to resolve your outstanding debts.
Please attend to this bill in a timely fashion.
Affirmative discount: Tally your own bill,
send payment... and deduct 5%!
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