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What Satisfied Customers
Say About

"I would like to know more... [her] speaking and writing voices are a surprise... I expected someone not so calm and endearing."
- M.P., County Employee

"She's so articulate and engaging. I always leave with stories to tell."
- M. M., Business Owner

"She keeps my life interesting!"
- H.L., Artist

"I took her to the country club for lunch...all heads turned!"

- T.M., Executive Director

"After seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME!"
- E.P., Marketing Executive

"I've never gotten so much attention!"

-L.B., Corporate VP

"Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends."
-D.L., Store Manager

"I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!"
-M.J., Teacher

"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'"
- A.P., Physician

"I'm delighted to show her off!"
- G.B., University President

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Event Rates    Types of Events

• Corporate/Business Rate: $350 per hour

• Personal/Private/Individual Rate: $200 per hour

• Non-Profit Rate:  $275 per hour

• Drop-in/Appearances: $100 each

Informational/High Question Volume: add $100 per hour

• Emergencies/Short Notice (24 hour window): add $150 per hour

Ongoing/Retainer Services

• $10,000 Annually
  (12 Events, 15 Calls, 10 Appearances, 3 Consultations)


Additional Services

• "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
   (30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

• Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

• Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

• Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

• Tell her"you look just like..." another black person: $100

• Call her "sister" "sista" "girlfriend" or "girl": $150 each time

• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per person

• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch

• Certificate of Association: $100
A 8x10" certificate stating your affiliation with a black person.

We accept all major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Amex). For drop-in/appearances, payment in full is due at time of confirmation. Otherwise, a 50% deposit is due upon confirmation; with the remainder to be paid upon arrival at event. Retainer services are paid quarterly. Certificates of Association require 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Ready to Rent?
Simply fill out the Rental Request. You could be enjoying our product very soon! It's that easy!

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Retroactive Billing If you have received any of the above services prior to June 1, 2003, you may receive a retroactive invoice for services rendered. You value your reputation, so we know you want to resolve your outstanding debts.

Please attend to this bill in a timely fashion.
Affirmative discount: Tally your own bill, send payment... and deduct 5%!

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