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"I would like to know more... [her] speaking and writing voices are a surprise... I expected someone not so calm and endearing."
- M.P., County Employee

"She's so articulate and engaging. I always leave with stories to tell."
- M. M., Business Owner

"She keeps my life interesting!"
- H.L., Artist

"I took her to the country club for lunch...all heads turned!"
- T.M., Executive Director

"After seeing me with her, people wanted to know more about ME!"
- E.P., Marketing Executive

"I've never gotten so much attention!"
-L.B., Corporate VP

"Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends."
-D.L., Store Manager

"I introduced her to my mother-- family conversations haven't been boring since!"
-M.J., Teacher

"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of yours?'"
- A.P., Physician

"I'm delighted to show her off!"
- G.B., University President

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Rental Form rent-a-negro is committed to a mutual exchange between our clients and our service. In order to guarantee the success of your rental, please read our Renter's Guidelines.

Your Name/Contact Name Phone Email Please tell us about yourself and why you are choosing this service: Reserve Your Dates: From: To: Type of Event: Need Help? Number of People Attending: Location (Please Include City and State): Please Describe the Event: What Additional Services are Required at this Event? (Hair Touching, Skin Comparison, High Question Volume, Racist Guests, etc. ) Please see our Pricing Page. Have you used black people before? Yes No Did you pay or were services rendered in-kind (donated)? I paid I did not pay Do you have previous experience with black people? Yes No How many? Have your experiences with black people been mostly: Positive Negative Mixed Please Describe: How did you hear about rent-a-negro? Almost Finished! You will receive confirmation of your request and a price quote via email. Please allow 2-3 weeks for a response. Then simply send in your payment and plan your event! We accept all major credit cards. Questions? ask us

rent-a-negro Renter's Guidelines

rent-a-negro is committed to a mutual exchange between our clients and our service. In order to guarantee the success of your rental, agreement to the following basic guidelines is required.

• One pre-event meeting may be requested by us.
• 50% of payment is required as a deposit upon rental.
• Remainder of payment is due on arrival.
• Services rendered not listed in contract will be charged at the end of an event (Anticipate your guests' needs and behaviors. Are they going to want to touch her hair? Plan ahead by paying in advance for 3-5 hair grabs!).
• Sexual advances, racial slurs or violence of any kind immediately renders contract terminated.
• We reserve the right to assign a white escort to any event.
• Dietary requirements must be met/options offered.
• Breaks will be taken as needed (10 min/hr).
• Travel expenses over 50 miles (from Portland, OR, USA) will be covered by renter.
• Accommodations for events that require overnight stay will be covered by renter. Includes hotel, transportation and meals.
• Payment is non-refundable. Terminated contracts will not be refunded.
• We reserve the right to refuse service at our discretion.

Types of Events

Corporate/Business Gathering
"Our office functions are so boring, always the bland people. Just once I'd like to see the look on my colleagues' faces when I show up with a black friend!"

Corporate/Business Meeting
"Sometimes we just need a black perspective on policy, consumer opinion, or just the 'word on the street' but I don't know who to call." and "My company is doing a mandatory diversity training, but we don't have any black people. We need someone to help us feel diverse, if only for one day."

Non-Profit Function NEW!
"We try to diversify while we work on social issues, but we can't do it all!"

Private/Personal Gathering
"Having a black person at my next party would certainly liven things up!" and "If I took a black person to my next social function, I'd have everyone talking!"

Individual
"I want to spend some time with a black person. I'm sure it would be good for me, I'm just curious!"

Informational
"I want to know more about being black, so do my friends and colleagues. It always seems like I say the wrong things when I meet black people. I just want to learn, help!"

Drop-in/Appearance
"My friends would think I was so cool if we just happened to run into a black friend of mine when we were shopping or eating lunch at our favorite restaurant!"

Emergency//Short Notice (24 hour window)
"My only black friend just got the flu and my big party is tomorrow!"

Ongoing/Retainer
"I have an active social calendar. It would be great to know I could have a black person at any number of events, even on short notice!"

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