We’re talking fans not fins
Neither dorsal nor ventral
In the fans department
We demolish supercentral

The Net’s our instrument
We’re not talkin’ castanets
The jamminest surfers
All crew with Nasty Nets

etc

Urban Dictionary on “Beef”:

3. When rappers aren’t good enough lyricists to have fans or just want some publicity, they will copy Tupac and Biggy and set up a beef with another rapper.

Their audience of mainly wannabe gangsta rich white folk love this because if they meet another wannabe gangsta who listens to a rival of their favourite rapper, they are allowed to exchange poorly thoughtup insults such as ‘yo mama’.

4. What’s beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep
Beef is when your moms ain’t safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, one more time
What’s beef? Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep
Beef is when you roll no less than thirty deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be in ICU, check it

Simlish is the language of the Sims games.

Lilly Allen recently recorded a Simlish version of her song Smile:

The Pussycat Dolls recorded a Simlish version of their top chart hit Don’t Cha:

The Black Eyed Peas, The Flaming Lips and The Barenaked Ladies have also all recorded songs in Simlish.

CASSETTE JAM ’05 has gone missing again… first it was here, then it was here… but now… ??

oh well, good thing marisa downloaded all the jpgs ;)

A friend of mine published a wonderful collection of women from Cabin Safety cards of all over the world.