The goal of SG is to create an astronomy-themed version of Wikipedia, but in Slacker Astronomy style! That is, create factual pages on astronomical topics, but loaded with humor, jokes, cheesieness and the absurd.
In further testimony to the fact that “Art shall, Art can, Art must…. testifies from nothing, however!,” the same “autodidactic, educating contemporary artists” (Stahl & Farbe) that brought us Steel-Portrait-Charles Saatchi…
…now bring us The Horse On Is Burning, a custom-welded sand-filled unicorn. Rocking in a fire.
An eternal flame, perhaps…
This website is in memory of Chuck Poynter. He was a great man and we will always miss him.
I apologize for this site being down for so long. We lost the hard drive that was hosting this site (along with my sites). I’ve had to take the server that I was setting up for my Dad, and use the data that is there. I hope that this is up to date. He told me he had everything uploaded, and was ready to go live.
My father, who built this site, passed away a couple years ago. After that, we lost the hard drive on the server. I’ve finally been able to hook up his server to the internet, and transfer his website to my server.
This site has a great collection of animated gifs both homemade and collected. What a great legacy to leave behind.
Answer 100 HONESTLY.
[ ] I am shorter than 5’4.
[x] I have scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have/I’ve had braces.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[x] I’ve sworn at my parents.
[x] I’ve run away from home.
[ ] I’ve been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My parents are not together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I’ve had children.
[ ] I’ve lost a child.
[ ] I’m in school.
[x] In the summer I have a job.
[x] I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I got a perfect attendance award.
[ ] I’ve been on the Honor Roll within the last year.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I’ve stolen something from my job.
[ ] I’ve been fired.
[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I’ve peed from laughing.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] i’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] i’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[x] I’ve had my pants rip in public.
[x] I’ve gotten stitches
[ ] I’ve broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[x] I’ve had a surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.
[x] I’ve ridden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Mexico.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Japan.
[ ] I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I’ve been to Europe.
[ ] I’ve been to Africa.
[ ] I’ve been to the Eiffel Tower.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[x] I’ve played spin the bottle.
[x] I’ve been in a car crash.
[ ] I’ve been hit by a car.
[ ] I’ve been Skiing.
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.
[x] I’ve been in a play.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I’ve played chicken.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[x] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I’ve eaten sushi.
[ ] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out of my house.
[ ] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve cheated on a test/quiz.
[x] I’ve run a red light.
[ ] I am/have been anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
[x] I sometimes dislike myself.
[ ] I want somebody to slit my throat right now
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I used to collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I own something from American Eagle.
[ ] I own something from Hollister.
[ ] I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[ ] I hate hearing songs that don’t rhyme
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[x] I paid for my cell phone
[ ] I’m a snob about grammar.
[ ] i AM A SPORTS FANAtiC
[x] I love/like being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[x] I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I’ve not turned stuff in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I play video games.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ ] I’m good at remembering names
[x] I forget people’s names.
[x] I’ve called people some other name.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] My answers are totally honest
and the worst boss ever…
i found that theres a whole community of youtube users dedicated to the animatronics and general videos of chuck e. cheese and showbiz pizza. sooooo weird and awesome.
pizzacam (chuck e. cheese)
more chuck e. cheese animatronics
fan reinvestigaions and remixes