Nice glitch, britta, it helped, I think. I can’t really justify posting these. Conan sounds about right.
My only lame defense is I hate the ubiquity of flat screen TVs in our culture. There is a falafel place near me that used to play Middle Eastern music on a CD and had travel posters of Syria and Lebanon on the walls. Recently they hung a big flat screen from the ceiling and now whenever I go in there it’s news or football with the sound turned up loud. The owners “went native,” which is to say embraced the shittier American values.

(originally submitted as a comment to my bigscreens post but I couldn’t get it past the spam filter)

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from here. another pic!

children’s rugs are pretty psychedelic in general…

This is from a clip from a recording that I posted almost a year ago where an earthlink telemarketer was telling me that I was getting a “watered-down internet” through AT&T.

You should try and draw your screensaver too, whichever one you use.

Kinda hard to draw a screensaver because it is always moving!@@@@!!